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littlepainslut:

The cone of shame.

I need to admit, a lot of ideas that come with pet play do not feel humiliating at all for me. Wearing a cone would not belong to these.
Limited ability to touch my head. Restricted view. The insecurity of movement that follows with the changed dimensions of your body and everything that is attached to it.

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littlepainslut:

The cone of shame.

I need to admit, a lot of ideas that come with pet play do not feel humiliating at all for me. Wearing a cone would not belong to these.

Limited ability to touch my head. Restricted view. The insecurity of movement that follows with the changed dimensions of your body and everything that is attached to it.

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specialprey:

The Slow Impaler is preferred by some, for the entertainment value.

specialprey:

The Slow Impaler is preferred by some, for the entertainment value.

inherplace:

Can you believe it? She actually had the audacity to suggest that she somehow “deserved” to “treat herself” to a spa visit. The paychecks she was taking home were clearly going to her head; he would need to look into getting the money transferred directly to his account.
In any case, he agreed, and the uppity bitch was so delusional that she didn’t even notice the absurdity when he offered to drive her there himself. She was a bit confused when he took her out to the country, but once he began applying the All Natural Facial Mask for her, she finally figured it out.
Of course, by then it was too late to apologize, and she had quite the “day off.”

inherplace:

Can you believe it? She actually had the audacity to suggest that she somehow “deserved” to “treat herself” to a spa visit. The paychecks she was taking home were clearly going to her head; he would need to look into getting the money transferred directly to his account.

In any case, he agreed, and the uppity bitch was so delusional that she didn’t even notice the absurdity when he offered to drive her there himself. She was a bit confused when he took her out to the country, but once he began applying the All Natural Facial Mask for her, she finally figured it out.

Of course, by then it was too late to apologize, and she had quite the “day off.”

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specialprey:

An innovative floor oven for chefs constrained by available kitchen space.

specialprey:

An innovative floor oven for chefs constrained by available kitchen space.

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Wow.

Wow.

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askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

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thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

I work in marketing and with graphic designers a lot. This made me laugh so hard.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled violent debauchery.

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Jul 9

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